Especially when there's no other food in the house, so it's only breakfast by default.
I'm terrible at handling emotional situations. A person(a girl, say) is upset about something. I mean, really upset. Then she starts crying. I don't know what to do. Tears stream down her face and I should say something comforting. But what? I'm an alien with an uncomprehending heart and a lead tongue when it comes to these things. So instead I hold her tight and say nothing. When she looks in my eyes I'm sure she sees the helpless look of a deer in headlights. I'm the worst comforting presence ever.
This might seem like strange material to write while I'm eating breakfast, but I forgot to mention it last night.
I spilled ice cream on the key and then I ate it. Keyboards supposedly have even more bacteria than phones. Or almost as much.
Why doesn't licking your finger keep it from being sticky anymore?